Who Could Sign You-Know-Who?

Look, I'm not saying the Cowboys are going to cut TO, but you certainly have to wonder how long Parcells is going to put up with this stuff.  So here's a crazy, calorie-free post for today.  IF the Cowboys kicked his whiny butt out the door, where would he end up?

It's a fun game.  Here's my best guess:

Not Unless Hell Freezes Over

32. Dallas
31. Philly
30. San Francisco
29. Minnesota

Still No Chance:

27. Atlanta (Blank on record)
28. Pittsburgh
26. Indy (doesn't need him)
25. Cincinnati (ditto)
24. New England (not after he messes w/ Belichick's mentor)
23. Tennessee (cap space)
22. Houston (new coach)
21. NY Jets (ditto, also Belichick clone)
20. Kansas City (bad fit for the offense)
19. Cleveland (why bother?)
18. NY Giants (way too explosive combo with Shockey, Burress and Manning)
17. St. Louis (not with other receivers they have)
16. Seattle (Holmgren/Reid connection, but he would make this a scary team)
15. Washington (enough talent and a strapped cap, but Danny would consider it)

Not Likely:

14. Oakland (Moss and cap space, but still, you have to think Al would try)
13. Arizona (has WR talent already, but Green does some crazy personnel stuff)
12. San Diego (can't see Schottenheimer being OK with this, but his GM does hate him...)
11. Chicago (bad fit for city, big help for team)
10. Buffalo (terrible QB situation)
9. Green Bay (new coach, but Favre is the bestest QB ever...)

Maybe:

8. Detroit (has WR, but also has plenty of cap space and Millen has to be desperate to turn things around)
7. Jacksonville (cap space is there and Del Rio might think he can handle him)
6. Carolina (fine at WR, but what if Smith gets hurt? Might be worth it then for this team)
5. New Orleans (plenty of cap space and could use the boost, especially as they struggle to stay relevant)
4. Denver (fine at WR but Shanahan is a major gambler, also good fit w/West Coast offense)

Best Chance:

3. Baltimore (in a heartbeat, could play with McNair)
2. Miami (just a hunch, also has a good QB)
1. Tampa Bay (Gruden thinks he's bulletproof, it's a West Coast offense, and he might be talented enough to jump-start this offense)