Rude Eagles Fan Wanted

I'm loathe to contribute to the nationwide perception of Eagles fans as uncouth, beer-swilling, 700-level trolls, but hey, it's up to you.

I received an email today from a casting person at TLC.  They're working on a new show and here's what they want:

I'm essentially looking for really obnoxious people who would benefit greatly if they were forced to take a crash course in good manners. They can be rude, crude, loud, immature, whatever. They can be unapologetic or desperate to make changes. Doesn't matter. There's an episode for all types of rude people.

I'm wondering if you know of anyone who-d be good for the show ­-- a friend, family member, colleague, etc. I'm also hoping you could help spread the word for me. It would be cool to get a EAGLES FAN on the show ­

If you've got what they're looking for -- or know someone else who does -- you can find the Word document casting notice here.