Time for a Change?

Currently, there are 119 Division-1 college football programs in the United States.  I can't find the number and I don't feel like counting them at the moment, but there are also this many Division 1-AA programs. 

There are 24 Division II leagues or conferences, comprised of who knows how many schools, as well as more than 420 Division III schools.  And there must be thousands and thousands of high school football programs as well.

Every single one of these teams has a long-snapper and yet the Eagles can't find one guy who can go an entire preseason without bouncing two field goal snaps?  Bartrum set a high bar around here, but Dorenbos wasn't all that great last year, either.

Time for a tryout.