Great Moments in Sportswriting

From Sam Donellon:

Yesterday, Favre started a conference call with his mouth full of deer sausage, which seemed appropriate.

He'll try anything, right?

"Kind of like a spicy barbecue flavor," he said.

"Tastes like chicken?" he was asked.

"No, I wouldn't say it tastes like chicken, either," he said. "Tastes like sausage to me."