Eagles Cheerleaders Go For Diversity

No, not that kind, the new squad could still mostly hide in a snowstorm, but in a stunning turn of events there aren't two women on the whole team who share the same name. 

If you're the type of person who follows this sort of thing -- and I am -- then you understand the incredible unlikelihood of assembling an entire squad without at least two Kimberlys, three Brookes and a handful of Katies. 

Think I'm joking?  Check out the Washington squad.  They have a Brittany and a Brittni, two Crystals, three Jessicas, two Kellys (and a Kelley), a Lee-Ann and a Leeanne, two Michelles and the mandatory Tiffany/Tiffani pairing.  (Also a "Klohver," but we won't judge.)

The closest the Eagles come to a match is with Jenna and Jennifer.  I'm wondering if this is like when a rookie comes in and a veteran already has his number.  If Jennier leaves the squad, would Jenna then get to take that name?  Or is she actually a Jenna? 

I suspect foul play here, in fact.  The odds of this just randomly happening are about as good as the odds the Eagles run the ball more than they pass it next year.  Something seems fishy about this...

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By the way, it's easy to pick out the rookies at the moment -- someone needs to go into Photoshop and up the contrast and saturation on those headshots a tad.

And yeah, it's been an eventful week on the blog.  We can't be serious every day.  Would get dull.