Sweet! We all loved the Mitchell Report!

Far be it from us to poop on the efforts of a Birds fan to do his best to help his favorite team (retroactively) win the Super Bowl, no matter how (increasingly) inane and misguided those efforts may be.  We hear you, Arlen.  We do.  The Spygate thing feels a little squishy/ slimy to us too. 

But threatening a Congressional investigation, a la the Mitchell Report?  Dude.  Really?

Never mind that this seems to be a gross misuse of legislative dollars and attention (war, economy, failing education and health care infrastructure).  Right.  We've been over that.  As a citizen, this troubles me. 

As a sports fan, it may trouble me even more, if only because a Congressional Spygate investigation promises to be insanely effing boring.  Enough already.  The Mitchell Investigation/ Report has s*cked for years; let's just say we're not psyched for the sequel.