Jeff Lurie Reads PFP

Well, actually no, I'm sure he's getting this research firsthand (what I could do with those numbers...):

"I will say that I'm very hopeful that Lito will have a terrific season. (That he will) show us, and the league, that he's back to the old Lito, feels healthy, (that) he's got great playmaking ability and certainly a lower YPA (yards per attempt) and just really perform the way that we know Lito can. I think that's what he's going to do."

In Lito's defense, William James was even worse.

And somewhere, Joe Banner smiles.

Or does the finger-tent "excellent."  It has to be one of the two.

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You think Banner keeps a white cat with him at all times and maintains a walled compound outside of Las Vegas? Or does he have wear a fake hand and organize secret, deadly karate tournaments at his island fortress?