Just Play The Game Already

I'm done. 

After eight months of writing about what was, what was not, and what may be, I'm tired of making stuff up.  It's time for the games to start.

It's time for the analytical portions of our brains to slumber a bit while the reptilian pieces come to the fore.  Kill.  Destroy.  Win.

Here's my game preview for the Rams:

What I want to see from the defense -- Utter and complete domination.  A trail of broken bodies and dreams. 

The offense -- Blitzkrieg.  See 2004, early 2006.

Special teams -- Sav Rocca on the field holding for extra points.  No other appearances.

It's game time.  And because this is now practically tradition:

Plus a bonus:

Comments

[Shooglez]

So F-ing pumped......I need the DVD too!!

[MoneyShot]

MoneyShot got word that Drew Rosenhaus informed Sheldon Brown he can grab on these. In-house fighting before week one, only in Philly.

What's the over/under on McNibble Deez Nutz getting booed at the Linc... 3 quarters? 3 games? You rats turn on your own sooner than anybody.

Don't look ahead to Dallas or you buttwipes might not be able to take care of barizness against the sheep.

[Tracer Bullet]

Looks like I'll have to make some space in my mastabatory video library next to 4th and 26 and "Romo fumbles the snap."