Donomania

No, I don't have much interest in talking about PregnancyGate, which is good since it was covered into the ground by the locals today.  But here's something I never knew:

As the quarterback of the Eagles, McNabb typically is the first to the NovaCare Complex every day - usually well before 8 a.m. - and one of the last to leave.

Shouldn't Kevin Kolb be pretty much on the same schedule?  Isn't this like when you're the new guy in the office so you get there before you boss every day just to show how committed you are?

Also, kudos for a great (anonymous) line:

"I don’t have any weapons," he began. "I don’t own any weapons unless you call a couple of Louisville sluggers and aluminum baseball bats some of my weapons, but if you come into my house I am going to turn into Barry Bonds on you."

The line drew a laugh from the folks on the other end of the speakerphone. 

Although we suggest he should have gone this route: "I don't have any weapons ... but you all have known that for years."

Someone get those "staff" a byline.