This Town Cracks Me Up

This Sunday, the Eagles, a pass-first offense that almost always looks better in balmy September than frozen December, are playing Minnesota, a run-first-second-and-third offense that could properly function even in the face of gale-force winds.  

So of course, this being Philadelphia, the last few days we've been reading stuff like this:

For the Eagles, Sunday's game against the Minnesota Vikings at the Hubert H. Humphrey Metrodome is dangerous for another reason entirely. In the climate-controlled conditions of the dome, the temptation to throw the ball on every down may be too much for Andy Reid and offensive coordinator Marty Mornhinweg to resist.

And this: 

It's possible - you've heard the nightmare scenario all week, Andy opting to pass, pass pass, loud dome, no offensive rhythm.