RSVP

Well, well, well, it looks like the McNabbs (or at least Mr. McNabb) will be attending today's nuptials at the Playboy Mansion, unless Donovan has another wedding to attend in LA today:

"Ironically, I am in Los Angeles for a few days between shooting a commercial and attending a teammate’s wedding this weekend."

Whew.  Really glad we settled that one.

Bonus question: so if the band/ DJ plays a Michael Jackson song at a wedding this weekend (not just Hank and Kendra, but any wedding), everyone's going to have to treat it like a head of state died, right?  Like the whole place will get up to dance, the bandleader will give some half-assed eulogy, something like that? 

Bonus bonus question: which Eagles attendee will be playing the role of uncomfortable alcoholic relative/ lonely unmarried bridesmaid at the ceremony tonight and just make a drunken jackass of themselves?  I mean, it happens at every wedding I attend, I can't imagine these guys are any different.  Is it Reggie Brown?  By 10:30 he's draped over DeSean Jackson's shoulder and slurring, "You just think you're soooo big, dontcha.  DONTCHA!  Well I wuz gonna be the new star...me...the Reg!  Don't trustem, kid, don't trustem.  They're bullsh*t.  Who's drunk?  I'm not drunk.  You're drunk." 

I'll check US Weekly next week and let you know.