Oh Those Rookies

Today's DeSeanism:

For fans that enjoyed watching Reno Mahe fair catch punts for the past five years, new Eagles returner DeSean Jackson has some bad news.

While Mahe was good at his role, those days are long gone.

"I really don't like to fair catch too much," Jackson said. "As you've seen, I haven't fair caught it yet. That's not really my deal. But if somebody runs up into my face, I'll be smart and fair catch it so I don't have to take a big hit. But that's not my deal. I don't like to fair catch it."

So I guess we can count on that crucial fumble after he gets laid out by an NFL-caliber linebacker coming by, say, week three?

“And the ball is up in the air … and Carpenter HAS IT … and he’s at the 20, the 10, TOUCHDOWN COWBOYS!”

Ugh.