Good for T.O. getting paid this week. Seems like a fair amount of guaranteeed cash for a guy who turns 35 this year, but hey, T.O. sleeps in a hyperbaric chamber, and none of us really know what that means.
Of course, now that T. Eldorado is liquid, there's the little matter of all that money the Eagles' legal department has established he owes them. Luckily, Terrell is cool with that (little T really does know how to share!):
"I don't mind paying that," Owens told reporters, according to the Dallas Morning News. "It's not a big deal considering what happened [Tuesday].
"They can have it how they want it. They want it in cash, pennies, they can get it."
Um, since you brought it up, Joe Banner'll take it just the way that other receiver likes it: straight cash. As noted, denominations are up to you, Mr. Owens.
Just for good measure, see below for a link to a parody of the 1988 SNL Citiwide Change Bank parody ad (how meta!):